GeekyDad

Item #: SCP-███-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███-J spans multiple, unknown servers, and is unlikely to be contained. It will be regularly monitored by Agent G███████, who will submit regular reports in the event further action becomes necessary.

Description: SCP-███-J is a web site accessible through the following URL:
CAUTION: POSSIBLE MEMETIC HAZARD
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

Some subjects (~██%) who view the website are compelled to read every accessible page, stopping only to prevent starvation or dehydration. A further ██% are compelled to join the site, whereupon they spend most of their time attempting to contribute. This may lead to loss of employment, and alienation of friends and family members. Uninterrupted exposure may also cause insomnia and nightmares.

Additionally, subjects may feel compelled to share the site with others.

ADDENDUM:

+ CLASSIFIED - Level 4 Clearance required to view following information.

Email Transcript, dated ██/██/20██ to ██/██/20██

What do we do about Agent G███████? He's a good Agent, but after accidental exposure to SCP-███, we've been getting these. -Dr. ███████

Item #: Proposed SCP-E-███

Recommended Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Unknown

Description: It's an itch you can't scratch. You know- right in the middle of your back, between the shoulderblades. It just keeps tickling, driving me crazy. I think it's memetic- just thinking about it makes it happen. Heck, I bet just reading about it makes it happen.
- Agent G███████

Note: Recommend Agent G███████ be issued a back scratcher. -Dr. ███████

Approved. Get me one too, please. -O5-█

Item #: Proposed SCP-E-███

Recommended Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Unknown
Description: It's me and my wife's bed. Every morning between 0200 and 0400, a small humanoid with a big head manifests between us. It wriggles and kicks and keeps me up the rest of the night. It also prevents [REDACTED], but my wife protests if I try to remove it forcibly.
- Agent G███████

Neither Agent G███████'s bed, nor his three-year old son, constitute an SCP. -Dr. ███████

I've taken the liberty of enhancing this with Paint. It's one of our transport copters. - Research Assistant ████

Item #: Proposed SCP-E-███

Recommended Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Unknown
Description: UFO sighted at ██/██/20██, outside Site-██. Photo attached.
- Agent G███████

Item #: Proposed SCP-E-███

Recommended Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Unknown
Description: It's a web site. http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

I'm sure it has a mememetic effect. Subject will spend more and more time reading and, if they join, will spend more and more time trying to think of new content, eventually alienating their friends and coworkers, and possibly losing their job.
- Agent G███████

Well? -Dr. ███████

Agent G███████ is to be assigned to research this last SCP under deep cover, effective immediately. He shall give all observations to Dr. Barra during his monthly psych evaluation. -O5-█

ADDENDUM: [Expletive] you guys. - Dr. Barra