GeekyDad

Item #: SCP-███-J

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-███-J spans multiple, unknown servers, and is unlikely to be contained. It will be regularly monitored by Agent G███████, who will submit regular reports in the event further action becomes necessary.

Description: SCP-███-J is a web site accessible through the following URL:
CAUTION: POSSIBLE MEMETIC HAZARD
http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

Some subjects (~██%) who view the website are compelled to read every accessible page, stopping only to prevent starvation or dehydration. A further ██% are compelled to join the site, whereupon they spend most of their time attempting to contribute. This may lead to loss of employment, and alienation of friends and family members. Uninterrupted exposure may also cause insomnia and nightmares.

Additionally, subjects may feel compelled to share the site with others.

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