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Three utensils from SCP-FLAT

Item #: SCP-FLAT

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The full set of SCP-FLAT is stored within a standard containment lock box in the Safe Class storage wing of Site-77 when not in use. Only D-Class personnel may handle or use pieces from SCP-FLAT. At the conclusion of testing, all pieces of SCP-FLAT should be cleaned and returned to the assigned lock box.

Due to incident FLAT-760315-2, testing of SCP-FLAT is suspended until containment procedures have been re-evaluated. No personnel are to have contact with SCP-FLAT. All personnel that have been exposed to SCP-FLAT's effects or had direct contact with those affected should be quarantined until further notice.

Description: SCP-FLAT is a set of 65 novelty silver utensils. The utensils from SCP-FLAT have all been sculpted such that the handles appear to be composed of human skeletons posed in various positions. Each individual utensil appears to have been manually produced, with each piece in the set being unique. The full set was recovered from a Marshall, Carter, and Dark warehouse used to store items returned by customers until they were re-evaluated for resell.

SCP-FLAT's anomalous effect manifests when an individual uses any pieces from it to consume food stuffs. Those affected become obsessed with anthropophagy, and are unable to communicate with others without expressing a desire to consume human flesh. Subjects will either find a way to change the topic of their responses to involve anthropophagy, or will simply ignore interviewer questions while responding.

Interview Log SCP-FLAT-D2043-3:

Interviewed: D-2043

Interviewer: Dr. G████

Foreword: D-2043 was previously exposed to SCP-FLAT's effects and was the first test subject offered a fabricated food item to fulfil a previous request.

<Begin Log>

Dr. G████: Good morning D-2043. After review, we've decided to grant your breakfast request for today.

D-2043: I thought I told you ten fingers fried in rendered lady fat?

Dr. G████: No, I have it written down here. Five fresh eyes gently boiled.

D-2043: That sounds almost as good as diced liver.

Dr. G████: That's… good. Well, go ahead. Eat them. Don't let me stop you.

D-2043: D-2043 moves the bowl containing the fabricated eyes towards Dr. G████, spilling the items while doing so. These look delicious.

Dr. G████: Why did you do that?

D-2043: I ate my room mate's ears.

Dr. G████: That's it. Guards? Oh, and by the way, those were fake.

D-2043: I want to chew your nose.

<End Log>

Closing Statement: D-2043's claims of consuming ears were verified as not being true. Follow up testing with other affected individuals had similar results, in that no test subjects consumed any facsimiles despite expressing a desire to do so. A request to allow access to homo-sapien tissues is under consideration.

Addendum FLAT-DOC-A: Note recovered with SCP-FLAT

Marcus, the tech's tell me the merchandise has been adulterated, and the old man is pissed at paying out on the warranty.
I can't see the client doing it, and the artist has flown the coop. Find him.
The client's fine as long as no one actually talks to him, but we need this fixed quick.
-JT

Incident Report: FLAT-760315-2

Date: ██/██/████

Location: Site-77, break room 5-C.

Description: Dr. H████ and research assistant S███████ were eating lunch in the common break room discussing current local events in [REDACTED]. Five minutes after entering the break room, Dr. G████ attacked them utilizing cutlery and other improvised weapons.

After being restrained, Dr. G████ claimed he heard them talking about consuming other staff members. He then became violent and refused to respond to any further questioning.

The site psychiatrist noted that Dr. G████ had been removed as the lead researcher of SCP-FLAT due to increasingly antagonistic outbursts, and requested a further review of all research materials. Automated transcriptions of interviews performed versus those logged by SCP-FLAT researchers showed a high degree of inconsistency and all testing was suspended.

Since incident FLAT-760315-2, █ other staff members have shown similar symptoms as Dr. G████. All staff involved with SCP-FLAT have been quarantined until a new evaluation of its effects has been performed.

Addendum: Sample of SCP-FLAT interview log corrected by voice recognition software.
Interview Log SCP-FLAT-D2043-3:

Interviewed: D-2043

Interviewer: Dr. G████

<Begin Log>

Dr. G████: Good morning D-2043. After review, we've decided to grant your breakfast request for today.

D-2043: What is this? This doesn't look like poached eggs to me.

Dr. G████: No, I have it written down here. Five fresh eyes gently boiled.

D-2043: If you're serious, that is seriously sick.

Dr. G████: That's… good. Well, go ahead. Eat them. Don't let me stop you.

D-2043: D-2043 moves the bowl containing the fabricated eyes towards Dr. G████, spilling the items while doing so. Yeah, not happening.

Dr. G████: Why did you do that?

D-2043: Cause that shit is gross?

Dr. G████: That's it. Guards? Oh, and by the way, those were fake.

D-2043: What is wrong with you people?

<End Log>


Links

Posted update for SCP-1772 "Egg Allergy"

Started saving funny Snowshoe posts that will be removed.

Posted up SCP-1895 which survived.


Waiting to rewrite/work on

A Wanderlust Disease

A Challenger Appears


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