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SCP-███ : The Cure

Item #: SCP- ███

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: No samples of SCP-███ may be stored at any site except under experimental conditions. All samples of SCP-███ must be synthesized ad hoc using procedures in Document PR-███-01 (Level-4 clearance required to access and oversee synthetic process). No individual below Level-4 clearance may know about or perform more than three steps from Document PR-███-01.

Samples and synthetic procedures for SCP-███ still exist around the world. Foundation policy is to seize and/or suppress all items related to each SCP-███ event, including attempts to reverse-engineer SCP-███, [DATA EXPUNGED].

Following incident ███-45, only heterosexual or asexual staff members that have completed extensive psychological screening regarding sexual fetishes are allowed to handle samples of SCP-███ out of it's container.

Description: SCP-███ is a chemical compound similar in composition to lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), with traces of substances similar to anabolic steroids, as well as estrogen and [DATA EXPUNGED].

SCP-███ has anomalous effects when introduced into the bloodstream either by digestion or injection digestion, injection, or skin contact. In 8█% of individuals, most usually those who have interests that would be considered sexually deviant, SCP-███ starts a process that has been dubbed "Gomorrah's End." This process has four five stages, listed as follows:

Stage Designation	Description	Notes
Stage GE-1 (Sexual Excitement)	Subject that has been introduced to SCP-███ will begin having vivid hallucinations corresponding to the Subject's sexual fantasies; this is presumably caused by the LSD-like compound present in SCP-███. Subject may assume sexual positions and climax repeatedly during this phase; this is considered normal.	The purpose of Stage GE-1 seems to be giving the Subject a false sense of security for what is to come.
Stage GE-2 (Judgement)	Approximately 30-60 minutes after introduction of SCP-███, Subject's body temperature will increase, and they will feel as if they are being watched, and start to show signs of shame for any sexual actions they have committed in the past.	At least █ Subjects have reported hearing their, for lack of a better term, "indiscretions" listed at this point; however, it is unknown if this event is applies to all cases.
Stage GE-3 (Punishment)	Subject will being attempting to inflict pain upon themselves in any way possible, claiming penitence. Documented behaviors include mutilating genital organs, self-strangulation, self-flagellation, and [DATA EXPUNGED]. In addition, approximately 73% of males will develop priapism1 by this point, which is universally described as very painful.	Even Subjects with masochistic tendencies describe this experience as highly unpleasant, provided they survive the process.
Stage GE-4 (Modification I)	By this stage, the subject will have caused enough pain to themselves to incapacitate them. Following this, the subject's perception will be altered to perceive that they are being forcibly subjected or are the subject to their most prevalent fetish (See experiment log for details). This change is permanent in ██% of cases, with only █% making a recovery.	Please note that the change is only perceptive; no physical changes actually occur, despite anomalous.
Stage GE-4-A (Modification II)	Stage GE-4-B starts out similar to Stage GE-4-A, with the Subject being incapacitated by pain. Following this, the subject's body [DATA EXPUNGED] sexual hormone levels violently reversed, if present at all,[DATA EXPUNGED] has resulted in ██ deaths.	This stage only activates when the Subject displays or has ever displayed homosexual, bisexual, or transgender interests.

Addendum: Independent Synthesis of SCP-███

On 2/18/199█ raid on an Army of the Guardians of the Islamic Revolution laboratory in [REDACTED] found that the IRG had successfully replicated SCP-███, and had been testing it in secret. Test subjects found alive were terminated on site, and the formula for SCP-███ was recovered, along with ████ individual samples of SCP-███. Samples destroyed.

Experiment Log: The following contains the partial experiment log for SCP-███. It may be amended with the permission of the lead researcher on SCP-███, Dr. Pickman.

SCP-███ Experiment Log

Test Date: 03/17/197█
Test Subject: D-███-01, age 37, Caucasian
Notes: D-███-01 was a convicted sex offender, arrested in the state of California for pedophilia and statutory rape. Subject was also noted to have a torture fetish.
Purpose: To identify exact effects of SCP-███

SCP: Skeptics of Conspiracy and the Paranormal

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Beta logo for the SCP Society (Made in Paint, because you try finding a cracked version of Photoshop. If you can improve it, please, do.)

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Case 005 Exhibit A

Investigation: #SCP-005-U

Summary:

In the woods of Berwick, Louisiana, a creature, possibly extraterrestrial in origin, was photographed with a hunting camera and submitted to a NBC-33, a local news station. The photograph, referred to here as "Exhibit A",

Investigation:

Insert you best Scooby impersonation - serious or light hearted, weird or wonderful.

Conclusion:

Tragically, all life is dull when explained. This is the "real" world we live in… Probably.

Status:

Closed

Investigation #005: The Berwick Beast

Case 005 Exhibit A (Detail)

Case #: 005

Classification: Closed (Proven False)

Description: Case 005 came to the attention of the Society on 12/10/2010, following local and national news outlets (via MSNBC) reporting a picture of a "swamp creature", purportedly taken in the woods near Berwick, Louisiana. A photo of the subject was submitted to NBC 33, a local news station, anonymously by a man claiming to have taken it via an automatic hunting camera. The photograph (Exhibit A) depicts a pale, bald humanoid with eyes that appear to glow and crawling on all fours. The subject appears to be growling at the camera, and is located to the bottom-right of the frame.

The photograph was taken by one [Name Removed], who claimed that the image was recorded on a hunting camera he left up while his family was away on a trip. When he returned from the trip, the camera was destroyed, and the image was recovered from its memory card. [Name Removed] willingly turned over a copy of Exhibit A for investigative purposes.

Results of Investigation: Analysis by photographic experts found that Exhibit A was, in fact, manipulated (For a full report, see File 005 Re: "Exhibit A Pixel by Pixel Analysis"). The creature in Exhibit A was found to have been an enemy from the PlayStation 3 series of video games "Resistance: Fall of Man", inserted into the photograph. Case was closed without incident as of 1/17/11. For more information on this case file, please contact Mr. Pickman.

Investigation: #SCP-013-U

Summary:

Several items with supernatural qualities have been attributed to a corporation, organization, or group known as "The Factory". The items, products of The Factory, have, reportedly, been found all over the world, and include:

-"Factory Porn"- A collection of pornographic films that do not exist, and causes people to carry out more deviant acts the more it is used.

- Markers that permanently mark skin in a tattoo-like fashion.

- "Perfect Plastic"- Breasts implants that, essentially, turn the person they are implanted in into a plastic, mannequin-like version of themselves.

- "Instant Holes"- black, paper-like circles that create holes in any solid matter.

-"Knotty Stalkers"- Voodoo-doll like entities that cause emotional changes in their owners.

- Pencil sharpeners that sharpen pencils down to the atomic level.

Investigation:

The SCP Society attempted to obtain several of these items through their purported sources, with the following results:

-"Factory Porn" was obtained from a person who had previously received a file (Known as "thefactory.exe") that supposedly contained the Factory Porn program. The file was, instead, found to have contained at least 20 distinct viruses and trojans, one of which caused the Society's computers to play the "Trololololol" song for hours on end. File was later attributed to the group "Anonymous", who had spread the file around "4 teh lulz".

- Neither the markers nor the Pencil sharpeners could be obtained for investigative purposes.

-"Perfect Plastic" was later have been found to have been mundane breasts implants made for expanding breasts to a J-Cup, of generic make.

- The "Instant Holes" were found to have been retro merchandise from Warner Brothers Entertainment, Inc., who had distributed several boxes of "ACME Instant Holes" in order to promote the "Road Runner" series of cartoons. Items were made of thin sheets of see-through plastic and showed no unusual properties.

-"Knotty Stalkers" are poor-quality thread dolls that were distributed in South Korea in the 1990s, later recalled en masse due to sharp pieces of metal being found in their material.

Additional investigations found that The Factory was, in fact, a series of"creepypastas" started on 4chan's /x/ (paranormal) board, similar to the "Slenderman" Mythos and "Zalgo". The tale involves Civil-War era weapons factory that was run by a Satan Worshiper; all investigators have agreed that the stories are of very low quality, but the actual concept of The Factory has gained popularity on the /x/ board, and stories about the items manufactured by it have been continually distributed.

Conclusion:

While items manufactured by The Factory do exist, to some degree, SCP-001-U itself is fictional. However, due to the number of items that are supposedly manufactured by The Factory, investigations will remain open for the time being.

Status:

Open

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-an M,C & D product involving a safari (hunting rifle? trophy? tribal mask?SAFARI ROOM) that lets the user hunt rare/extinct animals.

-an "Are We Cool Yet" SCP that somehow involves flash mobs(Boom box?)

-Factory Product (Possible association with AWCY?) Sunglasses that are capable of seeing past any visual censor, i.e. black bars. (things like *BLEEPS* on television will still work) Also works on "[REDACTED]" and "[DATA EXPUNGED]" tags.

I fail at formatting pictures.

-Doctor Wondertainment Onomatopoeia Stickers- stickers with various onomatopoeia on them. When applied to an objects, sound described by onomatopoeia emits from it every time the sticker is tapped. (I.E. "BOOM" sounds like an explosion). Gets louder with each activation, and can cause temporary deafness; no permanent damage, however.

-Universal Solvent (joke SCP)- dihydrogen monoxide. Due to it's chemical polarity, it is capable of dissolving nearly every element.

Six-hundred and sixty-six sick scps² suddenly start singing songs of sinking ships so that someday they shall stop Saturn from super-colliding with satire.
Are We Cool Yet?

SCP-1310 (Examination Room 10)

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The Interior of SCP-1310, photographed 5 minutes after generation event

Item #: SCP-1310

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: The building containing SCP-1310 has been designated Site ███. It is to have the appearance of being condemned and awaiting demolition. The door leading to SCP-1310 is to be opened for at least 20 out of 24 hours per day, in order to minimize possibility of generation events. All specimens emerging from SCP-1310 are to be detained for questioning. Following the questioning session, all specimens of SCP-1310-A,-B and -C are to be treated with protocol England-1310-84.

Description: SCP-1310 is the designation for examination room 10 at the former "[REDACTED] Pediatrics" center located on the campus of the [REDACTED] Medical Center in ██████, Ohio. SCP-1310 has the dimensions of 5m x 3mx 5m. The room is designed for simple medical examinations of individuals under 18 years of age, and is decorated with an animal-themed mural on the western wall. It has all the typical apparatuses of a mundane medical examination room, such as a case for syringe disposal, a sink, a supply of gauze and tongue depressors, and an examination table.

SCP-1310 enters an active state when the door to the room is closed for, on average, a span of 5 minutes and 43 seconds. After that time has passed, at least one human being will emerge from SCP-1310, having been generated within the room's confines. The process by which the generation is done is not understood, and attempts to record the inside of the SCP-1310 during the generation process have resulted in failure of all electronic equipment.

The generated humans will fall under three specific categories: one under the age of 18 (hereafter designated SCP-1310-A) and one which the first specimen will usually treat as its parent or guardian(SCP-1310-B). In some cases, a third specimen (SCP-1310-C) will be generated, identifying itself as a doctor or nurse employed at [REDACTED] Pediatrics.These subjects will have memories that correspond to actual people and locations in the town of [REDACTED] and surrounding areas; however, these memories are fabricated. No records of any instances of SCP-1310-A and -B have been found as of the date of writing [██-██-20██], despite items such as social security cards and drivers licenses being found on several of the specimens.

Addendum 1310-01: Following the acquisition of SCP-1310, instances of SCP-1310-A, -B and -C ceased appearing for a 4 month period. Believing there to be a link between the status of the [REDACTED] Pediatrics facility and the appearance of SCP-1310-A and -B, Dr. ███████, the researcher overseeing containment of SCP-1310, ordered the clinic be re-opened and operated as normal for a period of three months. During that time, ██ new instances of SCP-1310-A appeared, with the same number of SCP-1310-B. ██ instances of SCP-1310-C were generated as well. See Document 1310-02 for details.

Document 1310-02: I knew I was on to something! If we let patients into the clinic, SCP-1310 outputs new instances of SCP-1310-A and -B. I have formulated a theory that SCP-1310 exists simultaneously in at least two, if not more, universes. When the door to SCP-1310 is closed in both the opposing universe(s) and in this one, then SCP-1310 re-routes the people within the room to this universe. The only discernible difference between our universe and theirs is that instances of SCP-1310-A and -B do not exist in our universe; request testing to see if inter-universal travel is possible using SCP-1310; if so, then perhaps we could get into contact with the other universe's Foundation! -Dr.███████

Dr. ████████'s request has been approved. Testing is scheduled to begin7-26-200█ 12-1-200█ 3-12-200█ [Edit 7-5-200█] : It has been almost a year since Dr. ████████ has requested testing with SCP-1310, but has not been able to test, as D-Class have not been requisitioned to him for testing. This issue is to be remedied ASAP. [Final Edit: 7-12-200█] Dr.████████ has canceled testing, citing a lack of test subjects.- O5-█

Incident 1310-B-31: On 5/20/20██, SCP-1310 was opened for cleaning, and a single specimen of SCP-1310-B was found inside, with no accompanying SCP-1310-A or -C. SCP-1310-31 identified himself as Charles Freedman and stated that he had been an employee of the Foundation for the past five years. SCP-1310-31 was taken into custody, and interviewed. The following is a transcript of this interview:

>Begin Log<

Dr. ████████: You said that you worked for the Foundation. Why should we-

SCP-1310-B-31:(sighs) I didn't just work for the Foundation. I was your research assistant. You went on for hours about theories you had about SCP-1310.

Dr. ████████: How fortuitous. And, if you were my research assistant in this other universe, what, pray tell, were you doing inside of SCP-1310?

SCP-1310-B-31: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because you asked me to go in that room? You said that you finally got the paperwork for your tests in. And that other universe theory? Complete bullshit, you old f-

Dr. ████████: Finish that sentence and you will be demoted to D-Class. I assume the other Foundation had those in your universe?

SCP-1310-B-31: (sighing) Get your head out of your ass, ████████.

Dr. ████████: Excuse me?

SCP-1310-B-31: It doesn't generate people, or bring them in from other universes. It erases them. It- I don't know, maybe it erases people or-or the memories of these people from this timeline or something. I told you that theory over and over when I worked for you. But no. You stuck to your crazy-ass alternate universe theory. Ever hear of Occam's Razor?

Dr. ████████: Are you saying that a room erasing people from a timeline is simpler that people being brought in from alternate universes?

SCP-1310-B-31: Chew on this for a second, then. You remember all the times you were going to test it on humans? See if they could go into other universes? How the tests never happened? What if they did happen, and nobody remembers it, because that's now how SCP-1310 works?

Dr. ████████: I think we're done here.
SCP-1310-B-31: No, we aren't. And one last thing: I know about all the specimens emerging from 1310 that you never reported. There must've been, what, 12 of them? Maybe more?

Dr. ████████: Guard, escort him out.

SCP-1310-B-31: (sounds of struggling) Listen to me! You hid data, just because it didn't match up with your original results! You even said once that, if there weren't at least of them in the room, it was a fluke and should be ignored!

(At this point, SCP-1310-B-31 was sedated and escorted out of the room)

>End Log<

While I will admit that he did have some valid information on the Foundation, the idea of him ever being my research assistant is preposterous, and just as preposterous is this idea that I hid results.
Hopefully, we can get protocol England-1310-84 over with and make sure he never tries to bother us again.- Dr. ████████

Due to the gross incompetence displayed by Dr. ████████ regarding SCP-1310, he has been demoted to Level 1 Researcher as of 4/20/20██. Containment Procedures will be updated in accordance with the findings presented by SCP-1310-31.- O5-█.

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The Thunderbird

Item #: SCP-XXX

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXX is to be kept in storage in the Site 19 garage, and must have a parking boot on it at all times when not being tested or cleaned. The ignition key to SCP-XXX is to be kept in the safe in Dr. Pickman's office.

Description: SCP-XXX is a 1997 Ford Thunderbird, black in color, and in near-mint condition; the only notable flaw on SCP-XXX is graffiti on its trunk, scratched into it's paint with a key, which reads "DO NOt DRiVe" (sic).

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SCP-AAAA: The Center of Attention

Item #: SCP-AAAA

**Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:SCP-AAAA is, essentially, impossible to contain at this time. SCP-AAAA-12 is to be kept in a 10 x 12 x 10 meter humanoid euclid holding cell at all times, and

Description: SCP-AAAA is the classification given to a telepathic phenomenon first discovered by the Foundation on 12/5/██, in [REDACTED], Kansas. SCP-AAAA, to date, has affected ██ individuals, of which only one, SCP-AAAA-12, is alive.

SCP-AAAA transmits a pair of telepathic signals, each with it's own distinct attributes. The first signal, SCP-AAAA-α, is a subtle suggestion that all humans within a 5-meter radius should acknowledge the presence of an individual that SCP-AAAA has "attached" itself to. Humans affected by this

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Foundation Bible Tales

The Tale of the Brothers

The older brother was always jealous of his younger sibling. From birth, his mother and father had coddled the young Lamb, for Lamb was as good as his name; he was much loved by all the animals. Lamb tended to them during the day, and even took to sleeping in their stables during the night. Lamb was a kind and gentle soul, but he was never curious. His brother, called Crop by his parents, was. Crop was ambitious, and gifted; anything that was ever said to him, anything he ever did, he remembered. And he was always looking to learn new things; in particular, how to better till the soil and raise his trees to become as plentiful as they were in Mother and Father's birthplace.

And so, the brothers worked together. Crop provided food for Lamb's animals, while Lamb's flock ate the weeds and provided manure for the elder brother's trees. They each worked well, and one day, while Lamb was feeding his animals, the topic of conversation turned to dreams

"Dreams, brother? I dream that, one day, I will be able to breed a tree that can grow anything," Crop said. "And what of your dreams?"

"I wish to simply make mother and father happy. And you as well, brother. And perhaps…" Lamb shook his head and smiled. "My dream other dream is impossible."

"No more so than mine, brother, I'm sure. Tell me."

"I want to raise the perfect animal. An animal that can make meat, milk, wool… anything. An animal that will not die, and that will provide for the world… forever."

Crop smiled, and petted Lamb on the shoulder. "I'm sure that such an animal exist. Perhaps, when we get older, we may travel the world and fulfill our dreams."

They both agreed that that was exactly what they would do. They would travel together, starting on Lamb's eighteenth birthday, which would happen in six month's time.

Adam made love to his wife Eve, and she became pregnant and gave birth to Cain. She said, “With the help of the LORD I have brought forth a man.” Later she gave birth to his brother Abel. Now Abel kept flocks, and Cain worked the soil. -Genesis 4:1-2

Footnotes

1. Medical term for an unusually-long erection.

2. Pronounced "skips".