Jekeled's Sandbox IIIIIIIII
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Item Number: SCP-XXXX

Classification: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is contained in a standard humanoid containment cell. Personnel assigned to SCP-XXXX should be trained in hazardous waste protocols and provided with personal protective equipment in the form of disposable gloves, gowns, and shoe covers.

SCP-XXXX's containment cell should be cleaned of accumulated paint and canvases on a weekly basis. No less than two individuals should perform this task, with one serving to occupy SCP-XXXX's attention.

If necessary, SCP-XXXX may be provided with small amounts of glue or resin to repair minor damage.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a humanoid automaton made of polypropylene plastic and purple dye. SCP-XXXX is sentient and capable of limited interaction with its surroundings, though it has not communicated verbally.

SCP-XXXX continually secretes small amounts of purple paint (approximately 500 mL/day). This paint is nonanomalous, but contains high concentrations of various heavy metals (including arsenic, cadmium, copper, lead, and mercury). SCP-XXXX uses this paint as well as various appendages and tools to create artistic works. Due to a lack of fine motor control, these are generally simplistic and comparable to those of a six- to eight-year old human child.

As SCP-XXXX is constructed of cheap, low-quality plastic, it is fragile and prone to damage. This has ranged from small chips and cracks to loss of limb. Dismemberment has proven to be emotionally traumatic to SCP-XXXX; to preserve its mental state, the containment team has been authorized to repair SCP-XXXX to the best of their abilities.

Addendum XXXX-1:

While in containment, SCP-XXXX began to exhibit signs of loneliness and isolation. These included apathy towards minor injuries and damage, lack of interest in creating and consuming artistic works, and repeatedly drawing cartoon images of a frowning human face.

To facilitate containment, personnel interaction with SCP-XXXX outside of scheduled cleanings has been authorized. Appointments may be scheduled through SCP-XXXX's current Containment Supervisor. To prevent heavy metal poisoning, all personnel are to wear appropriate personal protective equipment, including gloves, shoe covers, gowns, and paintbrushes. Finger painting is always prohibited.

Addendum XXXX-2:

The following note was attached to SCP-XXXX at the time of discovery. It is reproduced below. Investigation into a possible new group of interest is ongoing.

Hi, kids! Now you are the proud owner of Señor Purple, who is the Tiny Señor line of Professor Funtastic! Try to collect all the fun for hours!

Let your señors here for fun! Pick up all the señors, super fun! Fun for you! Fun of your friends!

  • Señor Boom!
  • Señor Fluff!
  • Señor Senor!!
  • Señor Senorita!!
  • Señor Fun!
  • Señor Hole!
  • Señor Pig!
  • Señor Purple!
  • Señor Taste!
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