Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class:
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX
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Hello, I'm Agent Wolf, and I'll be your teacher fer da next… however long dis lasts. Everyone comfy? No? Good.
Good because dis is da weapons seminar. We're dealin' with how you defend yourselves and more importantly, dis Foundation. Now everyone take out your gear and put it on your desk, there. No, Bob, not dat piece a' crap the Foundation gave ya, get out your weapon, I already know what da guys upstairs gives ya. There ya go, dat's right.
Okay! Let's take a lil' inventory here. I see a lotta handguns. I guess dey're alright, but use yer noggin, in the heat of a breach, or a containment, or some other crap, ya ain't gonna have da time ta reload dis thing. In a battle, unless ya find cover, you're gonna get killed real fast fumblin' with your next clip. So why not just use a gun with a bigger clip, like Jackson over dere?
Alright what else we got? An assault rifle, some classic rifles, two shotguns… Now dis is a bit better. 'Specially you two with da shotguns. You all should know dat dere's a tonna different shot fer dese. Dey're well suited to a wide variety of missions and let's not forget, dey make big holes in things.
Let's see… Swords. You three with the swords step on up. Dese are kinda meh. Sure ya may be a grandmaster an' all, but you're bringin' a knife to a gun fight here.
