Name: ██████ ████
Alias: Lumancer
Position: Researcher
Acquisition: Prior to employment with the Foundation, Researcher Lumancer was a graduate student in the fields of Cultural Anthropology and Cryptosociology at ███ ████ █████ University in ███ ████ ██████, CA. Consequently, Lumancer was a witness to the the 2005 activation of SCP-████ and subsequent Type-P Sinking Preacher event at that location (see document C41901Y-AIA for details). As per standard operating procedure, he was escorted to Site-30 and debriefed. However, upon administration of Class B amnesiac, Lumancer suffered a severe allergic reaction and required emergency assistance from Foundation medical personnel. Following his recovery, Lumancer was retained for identification and study of his allergy.
It was ultimately determined that Lumancer's allergies to ███████ and ██████████ interfere with the standard function of all chemical amnesiacs currently approved for use on civilians, precluding him from release to the general population. As his profile was found to be acceptable for Foundation employment, termination was deemed unnecessary. Lumancer was subsequently appointed a level 2 Researcher and transferred to Reliquary Site-09.
Special Personnel Conditions: SCP-336 is to be provided living quarters 6m x 6m in size, maintained regularly. This maintenance, as well as all other tasks requiring direct contact with SCP-336, are to be carried out exclusively by female personnel. SCP-336 may make requests for furnishings or items; however, approval of these requests is contingent on SCP-336's cooperation with personnel and subject to Dr. Erickson's approval. Requests for access to anomalous or dangerous items are to be denied.
A voice modulator device, fitted over SCP-336’s mouth, is to be checked and maintained by Level 0 personnel weekly. The modulator may be unlocked with a six-digit combination provided to personnel level 2 and higher for the purpose of testing SCP-336. In the event of the device’s failure or unintended deactivation, local lockdown procedures are to be respected until SCP-336 has been isolated.
Description: SCP-336 appears to be a pale-skinned human female of otherwise Arabic or Middle-Eastern descent in its late twenties. SCP-336 is 1.73m (5ft,8in) in height and weighs 68kg (150lbs) as of its last physical. Subject requires no sleep or sustenance, and does not appear to be affected by aging or sickness of any nature. The object is anatomically human with the exception of dermal irregularities along the thighs and calves, which appear structurally similar to reptilian scales.
SCP-336 behaves impassively and detached with regards to human beings and demonstrates highly introverted behavior. The subject is highly intelligent and analytical, having scored in the 95th percentile or above in most intelligence tests. A noticeable improvement in attitude is observed when SCP-336 uses a mirror, as the subject has been noted to be highly narcissistic, and has a tendency to spend long periods of time admiring its reflection.
Human subjects directly exposed to the unobstructed vocalizations of SCP-336 experience one of two effects depending on the presence of a Y chromosome in the subject’s genome. Subjects lacking a Y chromosome and possessing otherwise healthy reproductive systems will experience inexplicable infertility. The duration of this infertility varies, but is directly proportional to the amount of time of exposure.
Subjects with a Y chromosome experience a separate anomaly that presents itself after 2-3 hours of exposure to SCP-336’s voice. During an affected subject's next regular sleep cycle, he will instead enter a coma 6 to 8 hours in duration in place of normal rest. Over the course of this coma, approximately 100 grams of non-essential tissue (typically from the subject's rib cage) will separate from the subject seamlessly and inexplicably increase in mass, transforming into a full-grown instance of SCP-336-1 before the subject awakens.
Instances of SCP-336-1 are various adult female organisms formed from disparate anatomical elements selected seemingly at random from a two or more genetically unrelated vertebrates. 90% of instances incorporate elements from two or more of the following species: Homo sapiens; Aquila fasciata (Bonelli's Eagle); Vipera ammodytes (Sand Viper); Panthera leo persica (Asiatic Lion); Bos primigenius (Aurochs - extinct); Equus ferus przewalskii (Mongolian Wild Horse); and an unidentified subspecies of Capra aegagrus (wild goat). Current findings suggest that the genetic makeup of the affected subject directly correlates with the composition of the corresponding instance; research is ongoing.The majority of these hybrids are not anatomically viable and typically expire within two weeks. Surviving instances are irrationally violent and demonstrate no evidence of higher intelligence.
SCP-336 has demonstrated mild disdain for instances of SCP-336-1, and has been reluctant to discuss both the organisms and the means of their creation. As SCP-336 has been otherwise cooperative with Foundation personnel, the reason for this behavior is unknown.
Addendum 336-01: Recent experimentation has identified an irregularity in the object's effects on subjects whose Y chromosomes exhibit the Cohen Modal Haplotype. Instances of SCP-336-01 formed from such subjects are exclusively homo sapiens, with no hybridized anatomy. Additionally, these instances demonstrate intelligence and limited innate knowledge, including fluent speech in the subject's native language. Two of these instances have been retained for long term study.
(Experiment Log 1040)
Note: Active research of SCP-1040 is concluded at this time. In accordance with protocol Frostshed-Kappa, the artifact has been placed in long-term storage and all extraneous documentation archived. Pertinent excerpts of the unabridged testing logs may be found below for expedient reference. For additional information, or for the complete documentation, please consult Central Records.
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D-1040-5
Intent: Initial analysis
Procedure: Subject released into testing chamber without prior briefing.
Results: Subject greets object by name "Samuel" and speaks to the object conversationally for ten minutes. Subject then asked the attending researcher what he and "Samuel" were being made to wait for. Debriefing revealed that D-10401-1 believed the object to be a fellow D-class.
Notes: This is the third D-class that claimed 1040 as one of their peers. The average D-class doesn't meet anyone but staff and other D's; that expectation may be relevant.
[…]
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D-1040-9
Intent: To determine if subjects can be "seeded" with an arbitrary persona
Procedure: Subject informed that she would be introduced to a career counselor named "David Walton"
Results: Subject greets object as "Mr. Walton" and proceeds to speak to the object as though participating in an extended interview. The "appointment" concludes after one hour. Subject claimed that she and "Mr. Walton" had agreed that she demonstrates aptitude for interior design.
Notes: That worked far better than expected. This warrants further investigation.
[…]
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: D-class personnel D-1040-12
Intent: Further investigation of minimal "seeding"
Procedure: Subject introduced to the object at time of meeting as "Sharon"
Results: Subject did not respond to seeding; immediately following introduction, subject stated: "You feeling alright Doc? There's no one here but you and Carl".
Notes: Ok, fine. Apparently it's male whether we like it or not. Moving on.
[…]
Date: ██-██-████
Subject: SCP-890
Intent: Investigation of object's perceptual effect on a subject with abnormal perception of similar objects
Procedure: Subject introduced to the testing without any medical equipment to ensure safety of the object. Plexiglass barrier errected in testing chamber to insure no physical interaction between object and subject.
Results: Subject silently observes SCP-1040 for approximately 5 minutes. Subject then stated to attending researcher: "I'm sorry, but I'm a medical doctor. This man needs a psychiatrist."
Notes: none
[…]
Item #: SCP-AAA
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: All existing samples of SCP-AAA are to be contained in flash-freeze vault 4 of Bio Site 42. When required for experimentation, samples are to be transferred to live hosts via robotic drone to reduce the probability of premature activation. In the event of containment breach, site personnel are to enact standard bio-hazard protocol Roaming Dust until the sample(s) are recaptured.
Civilians affected by SCP-AAA are to be housed in Humanoid Containment Cells 10-15 at Bio Site 42 until all affected tissue has been successfully removed and incinerated. All instances are to be kept on-site following surgery for at least seven days to monitor for relapse. Upon successful recovery, subjects are to be administered Class A amnesiacs and returned to a medical care or other appropriate facility near their point of origin. Attending agents will be provided medical records and a cover story appropriate to the subject's injuries. Non-human mammals affected by SCP-AAA are to be incinerated upon completion of study..
Description: Instances of SCP-AAA are amorphous masses of hypo-differentiated cells weighing approximately 0.3 to 0.5 grams. The extent to which instances of SCP-AAA can be regarded as "alive" is presently under considerable debate; captured samples are capable of homeostasis, response to stimuli, and limited growth when their effect is active, but displayed neither metabolic nor reproductive behaviors. The cell structure of SCP-AAA also lacks any known genetic material, though a number of unidentified organelles remain under analysis.
All recovered samples of SCP-AAA have been found inhabiting the bodies of various insects of the order Odonata (dragonflies, damselflies). How the organism is created and introduced to a host remains unknown. While attached to a host insect, the SCP-AAA differentiates a small number of cells ( < 2% of its mass) to connect with the host's nervous system, allowing limited access to the host's sensory and motor systems.
When any mammal ("the target") enters the visual range of a host infected by SCP-AAA, the host is immediately forced to approach the target. Once the host has reached a distance of 30 centimeters or less from any bodily orifice of the target, SCP-AAA will forcibly eject itself from the host and enter its active phase upon contact with the target.
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| Human subject affected by a wild instance of SCP-AAA |
In its active phase, the cells of SCP-AAA rapidly grow, divide, and differentiate to match the properties of the target's cells. Much of the material used for this growth is leeched from the target's body, causing significant pain and minor to moderate tissue damage. SCP-AAA remains in its active state until the target's affected orifice has been completely fused shut (typically 0.6 seconds or less after contact). Following the conclusion of the active phase, no remaining cells are identifiable as SCP-AAA. The tissues generated during the active phase are largely indistinguishable from the host's own flesh, though they exhibit greater elasticity and heal at a moderately accelerated rate. As such, restoration of the target's orifice generally requires extensive surgery to remove all affected tissue lest a new seal be formed. No explanation for this essentially suicidal behavior in SCP-AAA has been found.
Addendum AAA-01: Given the extremely limited amount of SCP-AAA contained at this time, Site Director Staley has issued an indefinite moratorium on general testing of the remaining samples until a consistent method of detection and capture has been devised.
Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened by any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a space at least 15 square meters in area in the course of approved experiments. While active, the subject of SCP-465 is not to leave the testing chamber. No other special attention or care is required.
Description: SCP-465 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern popular in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the top of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents or manufacturer are found on any portion of the object. When any human subject completely removes the lid of SCP-465, an array of decorations, furniture, and a group of at least 20 people (collectively SCP-465-1) appear spontaneously in the room or immediate vicinity in which the box was opened. These individuals proceed to celebrate raucously and actively attempt to include the subject in their festivities (primarily dancing and consumption of alcohol).
Though most members of SCP-465-1 are persistent in these attempts, and several have proven extremely persuasive, the subject does not appear to be compelled to participate. Should the subject attempt to leave the area of effect, additional members of SCP-465-1 will manifest at any location that the subject visits for the duration of the "party". Approximately 5 hours following the appearance of SCP-465-1, all instances of SCP-465-1 (and therefore all evidence of the "party") will simultaneously vanish.
Inanimate instances of SCP-465-1 are physically indistinguishable from mundane objects and possess no anomalous properties of their own. The 128 recorded biological instances of SCP-465-1 are physiologically human and display no abnormalities save for blood alcohol levels averaging in excess of 1.8%. The health, dexterity, and cognitive abilities of these instances is not consistent with the detected levels of intoxication. Genetic testing has largely proven inconclusive, though three instances of SCP-465-1 match missing persons records from the ██████ ███████ and ███ █████, ██████.
Addendum 456-01: In the course of experiment 465-E38, subject D-74485 attempted to leave the testing chamber abruptly, causing him to collide with the SCP-465-1 instance designated H054. Audio logs at the moment of impact register two seconds of feedback at 180 decibels, though observers claim no unusual sound was audible. Instance H054 immediately became hysterical, weeping and pleading incomprehensibly with D-74485 and the attending researchers.
All instances of SCP-465-1 vanished 30 seconds following the outburst, approximately 3 hours before the expected end-time. Several shards of glass were discovered in the testing chamber following the experiment. It is unknown if these shards are instances of SCP-465-1, as they correspond to no object observed in the course of the experiment and did not vanish. Instance H054 has not been observed during any subsequent activations of SCP-465.
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Addendum 456-02: Following experiment 465-E58, a new biological instance of SCP-465-1 has been cataloged and designated 465-H129. The new instance is identical in appearance and similar in personality to the late Dr. Haber, though the instance denies any knowledge of that name and identity. General experimentation on SCP-465 has been halted pending a full investigation of this development. Until the possibility of a Sinking Preacher event has been disproven, all information related to experiment 465-E58 and subsequent investigation is restricted to personnel of level 4 or above. Euclid status is under consideration at this time.
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Item #: SCP-001
Object Class (instances 01-18): Neutralized
Object Class (instance 19): Euclid
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Special Containment Procedures: Due to the nature of SCP-001 Prime, full containment of all affected locations and their contents would prove intrinsically self-defeating. As such, the following protocols are in place to minimize the the threat posed by SCP-001 Prime:
- All activities related to any instance of SCP-001 Prime are to be overseen by a committee of no less than ██ personnel appointed to level 5 clearance by The Administrator. Each member of the committee is to be removed following ██ years of service and/or at The Administrator's discretion, at which time [DATA EXPUNGED]
- A 1km perimeter is to be maintained around all sites operating under SCP-001 Prime at all times, patrolled by a minimum of 3 armed Level 0 guards per square kilometer of affected territory. All unauthorized individuals entering this perimeter are to be detained for questioning and processing at the discretion of the O5 council.
- All matter, organisms, and non-essential personnel exposed to or believed to be affected by active elements contained under SCP-001 with effects graded .19 or higher on the Rissen scale are to be terminated and destroyed within thirty days of contact as proscribed in Document 001-Alpha. This requirement may be waived only by express written consent of three members of the O5 council, and only for items or individuals deemed vital for the continued containment of other SCP objects. Following event 903-Delta, "all items" also extends to all building materials used in the construction of SCP-001 sites. Following event 451-Mu, all personnel are subject to this requirement regardless of clearance. Following event 729-Tau-Dec, the feasibility of a reduced time interval is under evaluation.
In addition to the physical countermeasures described here and in Document 001-Alpha, the following protocols are in place to suppress information and public knowledge of SCP-001:
- [REDACTED] all media outlets and telecommunication networks. Four redundant systems [REDACTED] in the event of equipment failure.
- All civilians exposed to information regarding the existence or activities of SCP-001 are to be remanded to custody and/or administered appropriate amnesiacs at the discretion of the O5 council.
- All public execution of SCP-001 Prime is to be attributed to one of the █ fictitious ("front") organizations specified in document 001-Eta.
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Applicable to all instances of SCP-001, in the event that the containment of any active element is breached, all instructions outlined in Document X-Omega corresponding to the given SCP are to be carried out immediately as specified therein.
As per modified legacy protocols enacted during the operation of SCP-001-05, in the event of a Crimson-Azure breach, all byproducts of said breach are immediately subject to procedure 223-Wilhelm until fully evaluated as a potential SCP object.
Description: Secure Containment Protocol 001 is the designation assigned to any organized effort to engage in the collection, study, and suppression of preternatural phenomena. Although the majority of the organizations that enacted some form of SCP-001 no longer exist, many of their records and items qualifying for containment have been inherited or recovered during subsequent iterations of the Protocol.
Although each iteration of SCP-001 has been designed with the stated intent of suppressing anomalous and SCP class phenomena, its execution has consistently led to the generation and/or proliferation of additional preternatural entities, artifacts, and locations. Given that ██ prior organizations enacting SCP-001 were neutralized or compromised by Euclid or Keter class objects inadvertently created by SCP-001, all prior instances of the Protocol prior to ████ are regarded as insufficient means of general containment.
The organization enacting the most current iteration of SCP-001 (colloquially "The SCP Foundation") was formed in 18██ following the dissolution of the United Paranormal League (SCP-001-16). After evaluating the ██,███ Crimson-Azure breaches documented by the UPL, the committee responsible for the drafting of SCP-001-19 came to a simple conclusion: as the operation of SCP-001 persistently results in the creation of additional SCP class phenomena, any organization enacting SCP-001 would itself require special containment to succeed in its appointed task. The Protocol resulting from this new perspective represents the most significant changes in SCP-001 since the failure of iteration 10 under The ███████ ███████ in 1307.
Despite the extreme financial, logistical, and personnel requirements of SCP-001-19, the adoption of this version of the Protocol has reduced the occurrence of all containment breaches by 43%, and reduced populace-affecting breaches by 62%. More importantly, SCP-001-19 has lead to a mere █ - ██ Crimson Azure breach events annually. Moreover, despite the completion of ██ AK-class and █ CK-class scenarios since the inception of SCP-001-19, post-shift evaluation metrics indicate that as much as 99.999% of alterations to this reality are limited to elements of The Foundation; in short, even in the event of failure, the Protocol has proven successful in the isolation of preternatural effects from the world at large.
DRAMATIC CONCLUSION HERE.
(containment protocols to add if including UIU as SCP-001-20)
Despite its extreme containment vulnerabilities, SCP-001-20 cannot be currently be neutralized due to extreme interference on part of the United States Government. As such, the following protocols are in place to contain SCP-001-20 until such time as it can be decommissioned:
- Deep-cover operatives are to occupy no less than ██% of all personnel positions within SCP-001-20.
- All SCP and Anomalous grade items obtained by SCP-001-20 are to be confiscated covertly and replaced with non-active facsimiles.
