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Nyehcat (Dr. Daniel Murray) SCP Recovery Files
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Item #: SCP-1419

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1419 should be on a private server, separate from the Foundation's servers (see Incident SCP-1419-423 for why). Any and all personnel who attempt to read the contents of SCP-1419 should be supervised by a level-4 or higher staff member. Personnel are not to reply to any emails that show up in SCP-1419, no matter how legitimate the offers are.

Description: SCP-1419 is an email address on the website █████ that receives anomalous 'spam' emails. Said emails vary in length, content, etc. A majority of the spam e-mails showcase products that do not exist (albeit in this universe), while others' contents are in a language that [DATA EXPUNGED]. Attempts to trace the IP address of the emails have proven fruitless, with the last attempt on 9-14-20██ resulting in Incident SCP-1419-423. Replying to an email results in abnormal effects on computers, including but not limited to:

• Lagging (to the point of crashing)
• Anomalous noises from the computer, such as grinding, whirring, and crackling
• Viruses that cannot be removed, even by wiping the hard drive.
• Screeches from speakers (if turned on), ranging up to 200 dBs, well above the tolerance of human hearing.

+ Bits and pieces

• A car that has antigravity capabilities.
• Fish that takes like chicken.
• Explosive balloons (Via Dr. Wondertainment)
• Possessed NES cartridged.
• Annoying Fairy (Joke SCP)
• Irritating Chortling Canine (Joke SCP)
• Cheat codes that affect real life
• autonomous Cash Register
• Unattractive Semibalanus balanoides (Joke SCP)
• Deadly stuffed animal
• MORT (Joke SCP)
• Choreographic Taxidea taxus (Joke SCP)

+ Tech Issues

*Pat, why is my email being spammed with Rule 34 pictures of 682 and [REDACTED]? I tried redirecting everything from that IP address to spam, but it keeps getting into my main e-mail folder.