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Item #: SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED]
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED] is to be contained in a ███████ ██ and an bright light that ██████████.
Description: SCP-[DATA EXPUNGED] is an ███████ and if disturbed then █████████ any psychical actions will █████████.

Some of my sand.
scp-1359
document-1359-a

Other SCP's "both humorous and real" will go here. But my first document and SCP will go to different pages. I'll put all my new ones here.

+ SCP-2000

Item #: SCP-2000
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2000 is to be contained in a 3 x 3 x 3 cube made of earth's crust, any other material will anger the SCP.
Description: SCP-2000 is an supercomputer that runs Windows 2000. Tests have shown that the computer can also talk.

SCP-2000 can cause an power outage thus electrically shocking the person talking to it or touching it.

SCP-2000 was created by Edward █████ and whatever makes it talk cannot be found in the system. All directories have been searched.
Below is an transcript of the computer having a conversation with Dr. ████

SCP-2000: Hello there sentient being.
Dr.████: Hello, We are having tests on you and we would like if you wou—-
SCP-2000 cause an power surge. Unfortunately, Dr. ████ was touching the SCP and he has been electrically shocked, He died in 2 hours.

It seems that SCP-2000 is aggressive to any "sentient being" or whatever it refers to. Any longer conversations have been tried, but failed.

+ SCP-1337

Item #: T00 L33T F0R UUU111!!!

Object Class: FUKIN PROOOOO

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1337 is to be contained in a FUKIN L33T @SS H0US3 OR IT WILL KILL UUUU!!!!

Description: SCP-1337 is humanoid in appearence, it's approximately 1.20m in height.
SCP-1337 is a "raz0rm4t sk1ll0rz pwn3r!!!" as said by the SCP, please refer to document SCP-1337-L33T.
It is actually an statue made of ruby, It's intelligence is too high to be explained, It's favorite activity is playing games on SCP-2000. As it is resistant to it's power surge.
Tests have shown that the SCP can talk, like SCP-2000. They sometimes start friendly conversations.
It seems that the SCP is simply too pro for anyone. This has been shown in document SCP-1337-L33T. Tested by SCP-2000 and watched on chamber security camera.

Addendum: Refer to SCP-1337-L33T for more.

+ Document SCP-1337-L33T

Transcript of conversations between SCP-1337 and SCP-2000. Also some good fucking gaming.

SCP-1337 is moved to the room by Dr. ████████████████████████. It starts to conversate with SCP-2000 and play games!
SCP-1337: woah holey f4ck m5n 0mgzzzzers im gonna play the shit out of this gaem!111
SCP-1337: ooo fuck yea u just got beat in the ass!!!!!! fuck yeeeeehhhhhh
SCP-2000: Can you please stop mashing my keyboard?
SCP-1337: PISS AFF IM TRIN TO PLEY!!!
SCP-2000 tries to power surge SCP-1337 3 times but nothing worked.
SCP-1337: IM GONNA KILL ALL OF YA BLOODY FAGS!!!
SCP-2000: THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT. I'M GOING TO CAUSE AN BREACH ON THE WHOLE SITE!
SCP-1337: go ahead 1ts n0t l1k3 i c4r3 ab0ut th3 sait!!
SCP-2000 opens all the doors in the site. Lots of sounds are heard and both SCP's are forcibly removed and decomissioned.

Dr. █████████████████████████████████████: I can't believe those sons of bitches actually opened all the chambers. I'm going to alert all mobile task forces and ask them to decomission these SCP's and put all the SCP's back where they are.