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SCP: The Church of the Broken God

Idea seed

  1. SCP-XXX-α is the teachings/holy-books of the CotBG.
    • It consists of an unknown volume of religious & technical material including religious doctrine, machine operating manuals, parables, instruction in physics & mechanical engineering, and theological analysis.
    • The technical material is treated religiously.
  2. People who read and understand and accept a certain portion of their contents succumb to a memetic compulsion to build machines.
    • Infected persons are designated instances of SCP-XXX-β; the machines they produce are designated SCP-XXX-1, -2, -3, etc.
    • People must understand and accept the Church’s teachings. The infection gives allowances for individual interpretation, but not heresy – some sections must be understood in certain ways.
  3. Nature of the machines
    • They tend to be clockwork, though other mechanical systems up to and including electronics have been observed.
    • If the –β instance had any engineering or mechanical training, it influences the design; if not, the machine defaults to clockwork. (Compare SCP-882, SCP-914, and SCP-217, [other relevant objects)…)
    • Their purpose is always obscure. No machine captured to date has had any discernable input or output.
    • They always interface perfectly. When two -# instances are brought (or built) together, they mesh. Composition is irrelevant (electronics mesh with clockwork meshes with Rube Goldberg devices, etc.), as is the –β instance’s level of technical knowledge.
  4. Final addendum: Since SCP-XXX-α covers the entire known canon of CotBG, including its teachings and organizational structure (a sketch of which is in one or more of the books), and since all genuine CotBG members have been partially infected, SCP-XXX as a whole is arguably the entire Church of the Broken God. The whole organization is an SCP object in need of containment.
  5. This article should show effects of the CotBG’s level of activity. Most mainlist objects are fully contained: this one is not, and it’s actively fighting not to be. Revisions in the containment procedures, SCP-XXX-# instances missing, “O5 Eyes Only” notes, etc.

Writeup in progress

SCP Writeup Template

Leads to Investigate

  • Aloe polyphylla — A plant showing the effects of something whose passage makes things more geometrically ideal; sharper angles, more precision.
  • "mrmph" — An object that causes select parts of inanimate objects to start growing; accrescence. Sweaters that silence or suffocate the wearer. Garments that stifle complex thought.
  • The way incandescence ripples across campfire coals
  • "Ooooo Face" from the cave system
  • Thing that eats environmentalists — litter lure
  • "The death of thought", with apologies/thanks to Foweraker
  • Magic described scientifically: a force of nature that pays too much attention to conscious intent & the laws of narrative
  • Stone to Flesh
  • Frankly
  • Camouflage
  • Cookie-cutter housing developments — twisting streets of identical houses, every one of them perfect and soulless
  • In chat, Faminederp wrote (completely out of context): "sun dried banana leather plantain carapace chestplates / banana cannons made out of banana carapace / cogworks of balsa blocks"
  • Mondegreen: "A disease that can replace us"
  • The real reason that the Gulf Stream runs so far north. Whatever it is, it has begun to require regular maintenance.
  • Something that turns your corneas into pillbugs
  • Taxidermy:
    • Mushrooms — Something contained by claiming it's art.
    • Hybrid — A psychopomp. Wisdom. Elusive knowledge.
    • Cats — Internal conflict duking it out. Shoulder angel/shoulder devil.
    • Fawns — A sinister gift in those vials.
    • Throne
    • Tetrad — Meiosis gone wrong. A cobbled-together protective spirit. Manifestation of a child's hate. Cerberus. Panopticon.
  • From Fuelbucket:
  • From Picture is Unrelated:
  • Alternation of generations: haploid metazoa, diploid magnoliophyta (Flames beat me to it)

Random fun

  • Instead of reassignment to Keter duty, why not:
    • Send an offender off with MTF Epsilon-8 ("The Midwives")? They're working with 767 — no way that's pleasant.
    • Reassign an offender to Site-32, at the literal North Pole?
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