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^{SCP-FTFM with its Post-it Note}

Item #: SCP-FTFM

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-FTFM must be contained in its designated Wi-Fi dampening metal container when not in test. A customized radio shielding room is built in Site-██ as SCP-FTFM's containment. No other wireless devices is allowed in the vicinity of SCP-FTFM's containment. Under no circumstances is SCP-FTFM to be removed from it's containment or connected to other computer networks without explicit approval from O5 level personnel

All staff members working with SCP-FTFM will be issued one (1) designated watch and must wear this watch at all times while working in SCP-FTFM project. This watch is designed to detect SCP-FTFM's Wi-Fi radio signal and display the accumulated time exposed to SCP-FTFM's Wi-Fi radio signal. Whenever SCP-FTFM's Wi-Fi radio signal is detected, this watch will emit a 50-decibel ticking sound that serves as a reminder.

Staff members must have their watches checked by guards before entering SCP-FTFM's containment or before handling SCP-FTFM. Those who have their accumulated exposure time reaches eight (8) minutes will be transfer to other projects immediately.

Description: SCP-FTFM is a 16 cm x 12cm printed circuit assembly (PCA) board which resembles those installed in ██████ commercial brand 54 Mbps wireless router ██-█████-████. Examinations show that all SCP-FTFM's electronic components and circuit layout are identical to its ██████ commercial brand counterparts except:

SCP-FTFM's mini-PCI Wi-Fi card is soldered to the main PCA board and cannot be removed.
One (1) set of U.FL-RSMA pigtail connected with a 5-dBi wireless antenna is soldered to SCP-FTFM's mini-PCI Wi-Fi card.
All SCP-FTFM's LEDs appear to be broken and not functioning (see Addendum FTFM-01)
SCP-FTFM's 12-Volt female coaxial power connector is sealed with hot-melt adhesive, and requires no outside source of electricity to function.
A Post-it Note that reads "Feel The FREAKING Manual" is attached on SCP-FTFM's mini-PCI Wi-Fi card.

Like its ██████ commercial brand counterparts, SCP-FTFM works as a ordinary commercial wireless router. However, SCP-FTFM's memetic property manifests when a human subject enters its Wi-Fi radio coverage area.

The memetic effects caused by exposing to SCP-FTFM's Wi-Fi radio coverage area is cumulative and can be treated with Class-A amnesiac non-treatable (see Addendum FTFM-02). Details regarding to typical aggravation of symptoms in subjects affected by SCP-FTFM are listed down below:

Accumulated Exposure Time	Symptoms
30 Seconds	Subject experiences dizziness, followed by a sudden gain of information about SCP-FTFM's basic functions, applications, and specifications.
8 Minutes	Subject gains the knowledge about the basic concepts of computer networking and is able to set up a basic wireless network with SCP-FTFM.
20 Minutes	Subject experiences a severe migraine. For the next ten (10) minutes, subject will gradually gain more detailed knowledge about computer networking to the extent of achieving nearly perfect score in C████ exam 640-802. Subject also gains knowledge of SCP-FTFM's more advanced functions such as setting virtual server or wireless bridge. Subject will express a strong desire to remain in SCP-FTFM's Wi-Fi radio coverage area and will act violently if removed with force. Also, subject will attempt to extend SCP-FTFM's Wi-Fi radio coverage area by connecting SCP-FTFM with other wireless routers and establishing any form of wireless bridge.
50 Minutes	Subject will lose consciousness for about one (1) minute. Upon awakening, subject will start writing a user's manual for SCP-FTFM in an obsessive manner to the extent of forgoing its bodily needs. Subjects at this stage usually expires from malnutrition, dehydration or exhaustion.

Addendum FTFM-01: Incident Report Log FTFM-0201

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