1. Extra-Dimensional SCP site
2. The room of Newbies
3. Rage/hate powered dynamo, discovered by Dr. A██████
4. Box of abstractions (Philospher's tool box?)
-Immovable object
-Occam's razor
-Infinately long lever (w/ fulcrum)
-Zeno's arrow
-Turtles all the way down
-One (1) can primium mover
-Vial of angels, for application to pins
5. Super nihlism
6. One (1) First Laugh
A scalable, targeted deployment of dicayanoacetylene-impregnated fluoridated aluminum throughout selected section of a facility; It burns hot enough to boil iron, would create a thermobaric effect if deployed properly (this could be selected by the actuating personnel), and is extremely toxic, and would suffocate any survivors on its own, prior to the vacuum effect.
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be kept on display at Site-XX (The Natural History Museum of ████████████). It is to be kept on display at all times, and under observation by at least two Class 1 agents, who are to be rotated out on a yearly basis. Personnel are to be given psychological screening on a monthly basis, by a Foundation psychologist who has not been exposed to SCP-XXXX. Any sign of desire to possess the SCP or feelings of ownership are to be considered grounds for immediate relocation. Further attempts to access SCP-XXXX are to be considered grounds for termination.
SCP-XXXX is only to be handled by Foundation Personnel; jobs at the museum have been provided to facilitate this. Any unauthorized attempts to access the SCP may be met with deadly force. If needed, SCP-XXXX may be relocated to the following sites: Site-XX (Natural History Museum of █████), Site-XX (Asian Art Museum of ███████), Site-XX (█████ ██ █████ Museum of Art). If all other sites are exhausted, the SCP may be moved to Site-19, but only as a temporary measure until another museum can be secured.
Description: SCP-XXXX is a carved soap stone box, measuring 14cm by 15cm by 9cm, with a felt lined interior. Inside the box is a small chunk of rose quartz, and a note written on fortune cookie paper. The note, which appears to have been written using a manual label maker, reads "Susie Ericson's First Laugh, January 5, ████". The box is minimally worked, and retains many of the natural features of the rock it was crafted from.
SCP-XXXX was part of a pair of objects recovered from an auction house in Istanbul, along with SCP-XXXX-a (Jackson Brown's First Break up, May 18, ████) and SCP-XXXX-b (Chocolate Kiss, Jennifer Maury, May 30, ████). Agents investigating Case-████ interrupted a robbery by the subject of their investigations, SCP-████. Subject was found in possession of several objects similar to SCP-XXXX, taken from the auction house's storage. Agents attempted pursuit, but subject escaped by disabling Agent █████, and fleeing. Subject dropped SCP-XXXX and XXXX-a in flight, and the objects were recovered by the agents, and sent to Research Sector-██ for processing.
While being processed, Assistant ████ (E1/XXXX) removed SCP-XXXX-a from its box for visual inspection. Security footage of the processing room shows SCP-XXXX-a vanishing from ████'s hands twenty seven (27) seconds after skin contact. Assistant ████ sat at his work station for one minute, before slumping over and sobbing uncontrollably. Security responding to the cries found Assistant ████ uncommunicative, ignoring the presence of security. ████ was escorted to on-sector housing, where he was kept under observation overnight. In the morning, subject was "feeling much better", and "ready to move on with [his] life"
Addendum: Entities identified as members of SCP-████ have been spotted near Site-██, as well as several other art institutions. While they do not appear to be aware of SCP-XXXX's location,
Item #: SCP-XXXX
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-XXXX is to be contained in three (3) compact cassette cases, clearly marked with their designation. The cases will be sealed with tamper evident tape, and stored in a locked drawer along with all research notes pertaining to them.
Pending further review, no personnel are permitted to expose themselves or others to SCP-XXXX
Translated and transliterated copies of SCP-XXXX are permitted for perusal at any time, as the transcribed copies have been found to be safe.
Due to the sensitive nature of the data stored on SCP-XXXX, it may not be digitized without permission from three (3) personnel ranking level four (4) or higher. If it is to be digitized, the data is to be stored on a computer with no or disabled network capacity, to prevent unauthorized access to SCP-XXXX.
Description: SCP-XXXX is an unknown, possibly dead language. It does not appear to belong to any known language family, and though it was encountered and recorded in ████████, it does not appear to have any connection with any nearby language. It is an tonal language, similar to mandarin, and shares a similar compounding structure for forming complex words. However, the number of phonemes used in SCP-XXXX are far in excess of those used in any other language; some phonemes recorded appear to be unique, such as Phoneme ████ ("Chirp A"). Several of the phonemes are utterances which the human vocal apparatus was not meant to accommodate, yet Ms. ████ seems to have no difficulty reproducing them multiple times in rapid succession.
The only known recording of SCP-XXXX is a set of three cassette cases, containing two (2) hours and thirty four (34) minutes of recording. The recording is of a linguistic survey with an elderly woman. Interviewer begins by identifying the woman as one Ms. ████, and states that she is one of the last native speakers of a language identified only as ████████. The interviewer goes on to explain that Ms. ████ had offered to tell a story in her native language, and once more in English. His explanation complete, the interviewer sets the recorder down on the table, and Ms. ████ begins to tell the story. Once she has completed the story in SCP-XXXX, she repeats it once again in English, and the tape ends.
The story is a variant on the 'global flood' story present in many Mediterranean cultures. The story outlines a great flood that covered the world, and one man who survived. The man, finding himself in a barren world, scooped up several handfuls of clay, and instructed them of their new purpose, whereupon the clay erupted into a handful of wheat, an oxen, another human being, and [redacted].
Recorded instances of SCP-XXXX, such as those on the tapes, appear to be inert and safe for study. However, when a living subject vocalizes an utterance in SCP-XXXX, a zone of anomalous space is produced. The mechanism behind the production of this zone is as yet undetermined, though the result is consistent with all test subjects. The zone has been measured as extending 10m from the speaker, though the zone is generally smaller, averaging a sphere with a radius of 2m. The exact nature of the zone is dependent on the nature of the utterance. This property was discovered by Dr. █████ (1/XXXX), who on 9/5/████ pronounced morpheme ███ (Fire), whereupon the sleeve of his coat began to smolder. Dr. █████ was treated for second degree burns, and the coat has been placed in containment, where it continues to smolder. Following this incident stricter precautions were instated regarding access to SCP-XXXX, and testing proper began. For more information, refer to attached test logs.
Addendum:
Test log for Dr. ███████, 9/14/████
Test Subject: Jr. Assistant ██████, 1/XXXX.
Native Language: English, American derivation
Word Spoken: Morpheme ██ 'Rain'
Result: Area around subject extending out to 3.11m experienced rainfall. Rain did not appear to originate from ambient atmospheric moisture, and fell at an angle suggesting wind, which was not felt outside of the zone. Subject initially reported that the rain was pleasantly warm, and initial sampling found that the precipitation was composed of water, with some particulate matter. Zone was found to follow subject, and that moisture left behind by the zones passage remained persistent, even after the anomaly ended. Subject reported skin irritation beginning one (1) minute after the end of the anomaly, which increased over time. Subject was washed in an on-site emergency shower, and was later treated for mild chemical burns. Examination of the precipitation sample afterwards revealed that the water become a solution of water and HCl. The recorded concentration of the sample was far higher than what was suggested by the Subject's reaction. Continued testing revealed that the HCl solution was increasing in concentration over time, until an hour after the end of the anomalous event, whereupon the contents of the sample contained only gaseous HCl.
Note: Following the events of the test, protocols were revised to forbid testing by non-Class D personnel.
Test log for Dr. ███████, 9/25/████
Test Subject: D-423/XXXX
Native Language: English, American derivation
Word Spoken: Morpheme ██ 'Clay'
Result: The ground surrounding D-423 out to 2.01 meters was transmuted into red clay. Effect began at the subjects feet, and radiated outwards. Wave continued until it reached anomaly boundary, whereupon it abruptly ended. Subject was asked to move around on the clay, which was found to be stable. The boundary of the anomaly shifted with the subject, with clay left outside of the anomaly rapidly transmuting back to its former state, while surfaces that entered the anomaly zone were transmuted into clay. Subject acquired a sample of the clay using a stainless steel trowel, which showed no signs of reaction. The sample was found to be soft enough to deform by hand. Once pressure was removed, the sample returned to its original shape, demonstrating a 'memory foam'-like quality. Subject reported that the clay felt abrasive, similar to large grit sand paper, even through the work gloves that D-423 had been issued. Sample was bagged and removed from anomaly zone. It remained clay upon removal, and is currently available for study.
Five (5) minutes after the initial anomalous event, Subject reported piercing pain in left foot. On the spot inspection revealed an organism burrowing into the ball of D-423's foot, having pierced through 4cm of rubber to do so. The organism, designated SCP-XXXX-a, was removed via on site medical personnel, and placed in a sample bag, along with an additional sample of the clay. SCP-XXXX-a appears to be some form of terrestrial round worm, measuring 6cm, possessing a hardened exoskeleton and an enlarged mouth, containing tooth-like growths that are similar in shape and function to a lamprey's teeth. SCP-XXXX-a is alive at time of writing, and currently available for study.
Subject requested a chair, following encounter with SCP-XXXX-a. Request was authorized, and Subject remained seated for the remainder of the test.
Ten (10) minutes after the initial anomalous event, Subject reported instability in chair. Shortly afterwards, the clay began to liquify, becoming quicksand like in behavior. Subject was ordered to remain in place as the chair sunk into the clay. More examples of SCP-XXXX-a were spotted around the chair, as the area of transmuted clay began to recede. Subject at this point violated experimental proceedure by leaping away from the chair, attempting to avoid immersion in the clay. The anomalous zone followed D-423 in flight, and upon landing subject was completely immersed in clay. Rescue attempts were considered, but before any plan could be put into action, the anomalous zone had disappeared. The fate of D-423 is currently unknown.
The folding chair used in the experiment was severed by the movement of the anomalous zone, and the remaining pieces appear to have been seperated from the rest of the chair by a very sharp blade.
Test log for Dr. ███████, 10/4/████
Test Subject: D-424/XXXX
Native Language: Spanish, Mexican derivation
Word Spoken: Morpheme █ "-ness/having the qualities of"
Note: After the previous two tests, Dr. ███████ requested testing on non-nouns.
Result: Anomalous zone not observed in this test. Subject reported a sensation of 'being watched', along with occasional scents similar to burning tires, and a greasy feel that traveled along the Subject's arm. Outside observers were unable to confirm any scent or oiliness before the Anomalous event ended.
Test log for Dr. ███████, 10/5/████
Test Subject: D-424/XXXX
Native Language: Spanish, Mexican derivation
Word Spoken: Morpheme ██ compounded by Morpheme █ "Clayness/Having the qualities of clay."
Result: Anomalous zone once again not observed during this test. Subject initially reported feelings of physical wellness, of 'sturdiness' and immovability. Two (2) minutes and twenty six (26) seconds after initial vocalization, Subject reported stiffness in limbs. Two (2) minutes later, subject's skin became clay like, originating around the mouth and spreading outwards. Subject was unable to communicate with staff during the transmutation, which eventually encompassed the whole of D-424's body. Samples collected after the fact show that the transmutation was complete, and that all of D-424's mass was transformed into clay.
Test log for Dr. ███████, 11/28/████
Test Subject: D-425/XXXX
Native Language: Mandarin
Word Spoken: Morpheme ███ "Covenant/Communion/[Data expunged]"
Result: Immediately following vocalization, and continuing for thirty three(33) seconds after vocalization, Research Sector-██ experienced seismic activity, recorded at 3.2Mw. Seismic event faded gradually, ceasing completely after two (2) minutes. Subject began to report sensations of contact, describing hands running over her skin. Staff within 10m of D-425 reported similar sensations. Sensations became overwhelming at four (4) minutes and fifteen (15) seconds, whereupon D-425 collapsed. Subject begins reporting visual, auditory, and tactile hallucinations. Hallucinations included: a flock of bats, covered in bleached bone plates, swarming around the subject; a city made out of melted green glass; a tall figure, with a head resembling a compound eye, surrounded by sourceless 'plates' of light. Upon reporting the last hallucination, the described figure became visible to all staff within the testing chamber. The figure seized the subject, and both vanished. Later review of security footage did not record the presence of the figure, designated SCP-XXXX-b
Note: Further experimentation with SCP-XXXX is suspended indefinitely, pending further review.
Agents encountering instances of SCP-XXXX in the wild are ordered to not engage with the speaker, and instead to notify the home office. Further actions will be handled on a case by case basis.