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Item #: SCP-5200
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Access to information regarding SCP-5200's spatial position is strictly regulated. All public and private aeronautics, space, and other organizations which may purposely or accidentally locate the interstellar portions of SCP-5200 have been infiltrated and measures have been put into place in order to protect information security.
D-Class personnel who have shown proficiency in paddle manipulation may be exempted from their duties in order to receive SCP-5200 training. Previously, this training would have been reserved for members of the general population. Due to the popularity of electronic tennis games declining in recent decades this is no longer a viable avenue of recruitment.
Publicly available image depicting SCP-5200 in motion.
SCP-5200 is to be operated in two hour shifts at all hours of the day and night. There is to be a minimum of fifty trained operators standing by at all times consisting of the primary operations team, their backups, and tertiary backups. Every four months, these groups are to be shifted with the primary operations team moving to tertiary duty while the secondary operators move into primary space. This is to ensure all personnel responsible for operating SCP-5200 are equally qualified and able to step in when emergency situations arise.
Formerly influenced affiliates in electronic tennis manufacturing such as Mattel Electronics, Coleco, Olympos Electronics, National Semiconducter, A.G.S Electronics and others are to be monitored to ensure that no information related to SCP-5200 falls into the wrong hands. Corporate entities and manufacturers who have gone bankrupt are to have their liquidated assets seized, analyzed and disposed of.
There are no plans at present for Foundation astronautic agents to influence or neutralize SCP-5200, as the resources required to do so would consume a third of the Foundation's annual spacetime operations budget. The current containment procedures are to be maintained until circumstances dictate a change in strategy.
Description:
SCP-5200 terrestrial control mechanism.
Addendum: [Optional additional paragraphs]
Laneous:pong but it's real life and we're playing it with an extraterrestrial planet, if we miss the giant glowing orb coming at us we all die. the foundation must mess with the earth's orbit send the pong ball back
controlled with a crappy pong console
PMBread:its omuamua
PMRogay::peanuts:
PMLaneous:nasa public domain time
PMBread:the first known interstellar object we've ever detected passing though our solar system
PMBread:its sick
PMRogay:It’s pong
PMRogay:Bleep bloop
PMBread:gun kills the space ducks
PMRogay:Yeah I have one like that but it’s a rarer model
PMRogay:Go on
PMRogay:I don’t know how that fits but I like it
PMBread:The ducks are asteroids that will interfere with the game
PMRogay:Perfect
PMXiliasCrowe:duck duck duck duck duck
PMRogay:Do the scientists just call them ducks that could be a fun way to characterize the researchers a little
PMBread:definitly
PMBread:even though the whole thing is extremely dangerous they really enjoy it
:20 PM]Bread:because you could end it with the other side losing
PMBread:yes
PMBread:it's me
PMRogay:They finally beat the other side
PMBread:yes
PMRogay:And the game switches to the Jai Alai or hockey mode
PMaismallard:hi deadly bread
PMaismallard:nice 5k
PMRogay:They start over
PMBread:thanks!
PMBread:I actually just added another image earlier
PMBread:It's hard to find good images of elevator insides that don't have glaring reflections
PMBread:@Rogay they lose a life
:24 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:Where it's like 'oh yeah, video games were used to repel invaders lol'
I'd probably end this with something like
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:The other side loses, and there's reports of some star supernovaeing or the like
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:Jupiter is struck and flies off course
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:something like that; but then they gain another life
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:so is it just computer generating opponents, is it real, or is it actively switching opponents in some weird asf gladiator warfare
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:i'm also tempted to slip in a dinosaurs K-T reference but
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:that's just me
PMRogay:Just dwarf planets batting a deadly meteor the size of the Soviet Union back and forth
PMLaneous:so if one side loses do they just get their planet obliterated
PMLaneous:we win, and the losing side's last message before they all die is "gg"
PMBread:they report you for cheating
9:32 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:jesus christ imagine like
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:
One final radio transmission was received following the completion of Event-PONG-XXXX. The text read as follows.
gg no re
9:38 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:The concept of some intergalactic spacefaring organization deciding whether or not civilizations should survive based on PONG tickles my head
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:Plus the idea that the dinosaurs were somehow sufficient at Pong
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:hell the idea that pong was only created here on earth to train us for the impending gladatorial interspace video game combat is even something you can toy with
9:39 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:YOU HAVE ONE CENTURY.
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:PREPARE YOURSELF.
9:39 PM]Rogay:HAHaHAha YES
PMRogay:That’s why there was the proliferation of cheap pong consoles
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:exactly
PMRogay:Training a generation to be ready
PMBread:They needed to find the best
PMRogay:Brilliant
PMLaneous:oh my god
PMLaneous:this has evolved so perfectly
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:So it's framed in the middle of ONE huge intergalactic pong tournament that's been going on for EONS
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:ok
9:40 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:WANNA KNOW WHO LOST BEFORE
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:THE FUCKING DINOSAURS
9:40 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:We absolutely eradicate some civilization, knocking a planet off course
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:and we get some message
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:the kicker is
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:WE GAVE YOU ONE CENTURY. THIS WAS FAR TOO LONG.
[YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR HACKING.]
PMBread:UAC Banned
PMBread:Universal Anti-Cheat
9:42 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:DOC! WE DID IT! WE WON!
DOC! PLUTO HAS BEEN STRUCK BY AN UNKNOWN ASTEROID! WHY DIDN'T THIS SHOW UP ON OUR SENSORS?
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:just Smack
PMBread:It's predicted to hit Jupiter and just passes through
PMRogay:Now if anyone gets to scp-5200 it will never be written and I quit scp forever so y’all better be cool or I stg
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:"IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"
PMZiakial:like in phantom planet?
PMRogay:@daleep, the real shady slim LMAO
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:like you know when you can fall through the floor of video games
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:like that
PMRogay:That’s why we get banned for hacking
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:but an asteroid is you
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:and uhhh
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:ROGET
PMRogay:We clipped through Pluto
PMLaneous:time to see who currently has 5200 claimed for 5k
PMZiakial:>if Roget doesn’t get 5200 he will remove all his stuff from the wiki
PMBread:It stops moving, then speeds up and has made it all the way to the asteroid belt
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:EARTH'S DISTANCE IS SO BAD THE LAG TIME MAKES US BANNED FOR HACKING
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:IT APPEARS IN THE 65 MILLION CYCLES IT HAS BEEN SINCE YOU LAST COMPETED, YOUR WIFI CONNECTION HAS NOT IMPROVED A BIT.
9:48 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:SCP-XXXX: UNIDENTIFIED PONG, 2000 LY AWAY
PMZiakial:SCP-5200: Πονγκ
9:50 PM]daleep, the real shady slim:Moses didn't part the red sea
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:he made two pong paddles out of it
PMdaleep, the real shady slim:Truth is, the game was pong from the start
Ziakal found sumerian name: IMHAS MUL APIN (strike planet / hit planet)