Shaw's Sandbox/Workbench

"The White Dragon"

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Item #: SCP-6e6

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The SCPS Landsknecht is stationed at the entrace to SCP-6e6 and maintains continual observation. In the event that SCP-6e6-1 attempts to leave SCP-6e6, said vessel has orders to open fire until SCP-6e61 is driven back or disabled. To this end, The SCPS Landsknecht is armed both with conventional artillery and no less than three hydrogen-cyanide lasers. Should contact be lost at any point, Foundation AC-130 "Unnatural Selection" is to be sent out and the local fighter aircraft of the ++++++++++ Air Force are to be put on alert. If a breach has been determined, said fighter aircaft are to be armed with fuel-air explosives and sent with orders to destroy everything within ++ kiolmeters of the entrance to SCP-6e6.

Description: SCP-6e6 is a pocket of space internally +++ km by

Author's note: Article is shit. Make it less shit.


"Increment Weather"

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Item #: SCP-6e7

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures:


Notes: Humorous, but not SCP-J. Refine.


"That Goddamn Banjo"

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Item #: SCP-6e8

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-6e8 is to be kept in a standard locker at Site 19's Secure Item Storage Facility. Standard positive-action defenses (explosive, chemical, biological, and memetic) are to be in place at all times, according to standard operating procedure. SCP-6e8 is to be cleaned on a weekly basis and serviced for wear and tear every six months. Personnel wishing to utilize SCP-6e8 for experimental or field purposes must obtain authorization from a Level 3 researcher (or above) or file Form 6e8-3A.

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"Kinetic Dissipator"

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Item #: SCP-6e9

Object Class: Euclid (Keter uner review)

Special Containment Procedures: Reliquary Research and Containment Site-76

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"Well, what's good mean? If you look in a bag of 'good', what do you see? What's in a bag of racism?"

Shaw felt his eye twitch.

"How about this. How about I go and bean some Skinheads and throw their red suspenders and swastika shit in a bag with those big ol' combat boots, then proceed to beat you over the head with that 'bag of racism,' because not only is 'good' purely abstract, it's entirely subjective so no definition can entirely be relied upon, you insufferable twat."

"I was just-"

"You want my opinion, ask for my opinion, and if you want qualitative data, ask for qualitative data, but so help me god if you dangle that freshman-year bullshit in my face I will break yours."



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