The Greatest Thing in History

Item #:SCP-XXX-J
Object Class:EPIC
Special Containment Procedures:SCP-XXX-J IS SO EPIC! IT IS A MIX OF THIS AND THAT AND WHATNOT! IT CAN BE EATEN BY USING A BED WITH A KITTEN BLANKETA KITTEN BLANKET MADE OF CUTE KITTENS! IT MADE SCP-096 LET PEOPLE SEE ITS FACE AND SCP-682 WAS MADE HAPPY. SCP-173 AND WORKERS SEE THINGS LIKE [[http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=H.4819735984866218&w=103&h=103&c=8&pid=3.1&qlt=90]] WHEN EXPOSED TO IT. I HOPE IT MAKES YOU HAPPY!