Tuomeytombstone

TARGET PRACTISE

It was an odd mash-up of personnel at the Foundation's Military Training Centre. MTF members refreshing "regular" soldier skills, scientists getting their field certification before attachment to an MTF, guards practising rapid response and riot dispersment tactics, and what Foundation staff almost universally referred to as 'Fallback' MTFs.

Fallback Mobile Task Forces, exactly what it says on the tin. Generally made up of veterans of various MTFs, they trained not to stop 682, contain new SCPs or fight hostile groups of interest, but to survive the new dark ages. There were no crazy theories about when the end of the world would come. There were too many potential ends of the world locked up in the various containment cells of the Foundation.

The creation story of the Fallback MTFs was simple. There had been an anomalous incident. A town had gotten stuck in a time loop of some sort and its technology had basically disappeared. No electricity, no gas mains, no running water. Eventually the Foundation had gotten into the town and contained it all. Soon afterward, there had been a meeting and the O5s had decided that humanity was too dependent on technology to survive any kind of technological collapse. Some felt that this was all too evident. People lost their shit if the internet went down for half an hour.

BLUE BROTHERHOOD POSTED BUT EDIT ONGOING PARTICULARLY IN THE FIRST SECTION

"You propose that we pretend we're dealing with Barney fucking Fife, and just hope the man we send out there doesn't get bent over and fucked while you and your cocksucking bunch of rat-fucked lab coats listens to the whole goddamn thing over a fucking radio."

Tuomey: I dunno. Is he principled and invested in the lives of his men, or is he pussy who bows out just because rank is standing around?
It also depends on whether you want to portray the O5 as Snidely Whiplash, curling a mustache and sending people to their deaths for wanting to conserve valuable personnel.
See? Venom. /Disgust/.
*Hatred* for a system ha chews him and his people up like hamburger,.
And by extension, the pussified assholes that hide in a safe area and never have to deal with it.


REVISED DIALOGUE


Doctor Baker cleared his throat."Gentlemen, I feel that the SCP would respond well to what it might perceive as a fellow officer. I propose tha-"

"That we take one of my men, get him to play dress up, and send him out in front of a murdering motherfucker to make idle chit-chat," MTF Captain Jameson said in a flat tone, cutting across the doctor in charge of containment. "You propose that we pretend it's the seventies, and just hope my man doesn't get bent over and fucked while you and your cocksucking bunch of rat-fucked lab coats listens to the whole goddamn thing over a fucking radio!" His voice rose to a shout and he smacked his desk with his hand.

"Calm down, Captain. Uncontained SCPs are a serious problem. We are willing to expend a lot of resources to contain them." A metallic voice came from a grey speaker in the wall marked "O5-4".
"My men are not fucking 'resources' to be goddamn 'expended' whenever we have a minor issue, sir." Jameson gave the last word the same inflection as the word 'scumbag.'
The speaker crackled as the O5 sighed. "Captain, I do not believe they are." Jameson began to rise from his seat, his face red with anger but the speaker cut across him. "I just don't want an unsecured SCP with an expanding area of effect and trigger time to continue operating outside our control." Jameson returned to his seat, still seething in anger. "Now, Doctor… proceed."

"It appears that the… officer in question is a simple trooper. That is to say, he has no great level of authority," Baker said. "It is entirely possible that he would view a superior officer as, well, uh, a superior officer. I think we should send a man out to at least try and talk to him, if not capture him completely."

Captain Jameson snorted angrily. "Talk to him? Capture him?! What do we do, just order him to come in? Tell him we'll have his badge if he doesn't come with us? How can we even attract his attention without getting someone fucking killed?!"

"Yes. We order him to come in, if possible. Maybe it will have to be left at making contact. And we attract his attention by speeding on his highway. On average, drivers need only travel at about ninety kilometers an hour in ord-"

"In order to be attacked and killed by a psychopathic cun-" Jameson began angrily, before being interrupted by the O5 again.

"Listen, Captain. Doctor Baker has a plan to secure this SCP. You are a Captain of a Foundation task force. I realize the doctor is not a field agent, but the fieldwork will be left to you. I want this SCP under control, soldier."

The hollywood line tempted the captain to salute sarcastically, but there was probably a camera in there somewhere. There usually was.

"I.. is this a viable plan, Captain?" The doctor stuttered, hesitant to irritate the soldier further.

"It's a fucking crazy plan, doctor. Are we going to take tea with six-eight-two next?!" Jameson yelled. "Have you ever seen one of your men die, doctor?"

"I.. I'm not a field agent -"

"No. You're not." The three short words seemed to have the weight of lead.

"Captain! Calm down!" the O5 said irritably. "Will you be able to get a man in there?

"In, yes." The captain said, leaving the implication clear.

"Uh." the doctor began, then fried in the captain's glare.

"Continue, doctor." the speaker crackled.

"Uh. Aircraft could be close enough to intervene within four minutes without attracting attention. Another car could follow and catch up in three." the doctor spoke, keeping his eyes on the desk.

"Captain. Knowing this, do you think this would be viable?"

Jameson hesitated and thought for a few seconds, before speaking, clearly trying to keep his rage under control. "…possibly. But I sti-"

"Dammit, captain!" the O5 snapped, the mask of calm dropping. "If you don't head this, someone else will. You may be a veteran but you're not above being moved from fieldwork."


FROM HERE DOWN: POSTED


Doctor Baker cleared his throat."Gentlemen, I feel that the SCP would respond well to what it might perceive as a fellow officer. I propose tha-"

"That we take one of my men, get him to play dress up, and send him out in front of a murdering motherfucker to make idle chit-chat," MTF Captain Jameson said in a flat tone, cutting across the doctor in charge of containment. "You propose that we pretend it's the seventies, and just hope my man doesn't get torn to fucking shreds, while you and your fucking research team just listen to the whole thing over the fucking RADIO!" His voice rose to a shout and he smacked his desk with his hand.

"Calm down, Captain. Uncontained SCPs are a serious problem. We are willing to expend a lot of resources to contain them." A metallic voice came from a grey speaker in the wall marked "O5-4". Jameson shut up, but didn't look very happy at the thought of being a resource to be 'expended' at will. "Now, Doctor… proceed."

"It appears that the… officer in question is a simple trooper. That is to say, he has no great level of authority," Baker said. "It is entirely possible that he would view a superior officer as, well, a superior officer. I think we should send a man out to at least try and talk to him, if not capture him completely."

Captain Jameson snorted. "Capture him? What do we do, just order him to come in? Tell him we'll have his badge if he doesn't come with us? How can we even attract his attention without getting someone killed?!"

"Yes. We order him to come in, if possible. Maybe it will have to be left at making contact. And we attract his attention by speeding on his highway. On average, drivers need only travel at about ninety kilometers an hour in ord-"

"In order to be attacked and killed by a psycho-" Jameson began angrily, before being interrupted by the O5 again.

"Listen, Captain. An unsecured SCP with an expanding area of effect and trigger time is operating in the area marked on your map. Doctor Baker has a possibly viable plan to secure this SCP. You are a Captain of a Foundation task force. I realize the doctor is not a field agent, but the majority of the fieldwork will be left to you. Get it done."

"Yes, sir." The captain was tempted to salute sarcastically as he left the room, but there was probably a camera in there somewhere. There usually was.


Agent Hunter sat uneasily in the darkened police cruiser parked in the SCP-front restaurant. It had taken a little while to find, even for the Foundation. Vintage police cruisers with original plates weren't generally what you got in most car dealerships under "deal of the month". Then they had to modify it up and make it as fast as they could without changing the appearance. Not to mention the cameras that had been added. He adjusted his microphone under the unfamiliar uniform. He wasn't used to wearing a proper uniform, much less one with a badge. Were men a different shape in the seventies or what? At least I get a gun for this one, I guess. And some decent backup. Captain Jameson appeared at the side of the car, making him jump.

"Don't worry, Hunter. Just stick to the script and you'll be fine. You're a state police sergeant. He's a trooper. Emergency up the road, he has to follow you. Most important thing: It's seventy-six. If anything should go wrong, I'll be on the guns in Curtis' helicopter and Black will come tearing up behind you with team 2 in the support car, team 3 will be coming from ahead. You've pulled loads of missions like this." Jameson said, in a voice he hoped was cheerful.

"Not against a genuine scip, sir." Hunter replied. "Still, first time for everything. I guess. Almost time to move?"

"Go time in five minutes, Hunter. See you on the other side." Jameson replied, before walking away and climbing into the helicopter. Hunter listened to the helicopter take off and, just two minutes later, pulled out of the car park, waving to the Team 2 car as he left.


Soon enough Hunter was blasting down the highway at just over ninety kilometers an hour. It wasn't long before he heard the siren and saw the lights. He pulled over immediately. He watched his mirror and saw a rust-ridden, dented police cruiser with a cracked windshield pull up behind him and an overweight man step out. As the man drew closer Hunter could see the state police uniform and the gun holster he was wearing. The man stepped up beside the driverside window and bent down revealing deadpan eyes, a handlebar moustache and balding hair as Hunter rolled down the window. Some distance away, Captain Baker told Curtis to move the helicopter to one kilometer away exactly and radioed for team 2 to begin moving up at a distance.

"Sir, do you- Oh. You're an officer too?" the trooper said in a surprised tone of voice.

"I'm a sergeant, yes. I'm in something of a rush, trooper," Hunter replied, hoping that he sounded less tense than he felt.

"I don't recognize you, Sergeant, but I've only been patrolling this area for a little while. What did you say your name was?"

"I didn't. I'm Sergeant Hunter. I'll need you to follow me, trooper." Hunter replied. In the helicopter, Captain Jameson grimaced. He wanted to be closer but didn't want to give himself away with the noise of rotors.

"Hunter, eh?" The trooper scratched his head. "I haven't heard of you before. You new?" The trooper seemed to be full of questions, a strange glint in his eye. Hunter felt sweat drip down his spine.

"No, trooper, I've been here a while. I am a sergeant, after all. Now I'll need you to follow me, there's an emergency up ahead and all officers are to proceed there as fast as possible but with no lights. Understand, trooper?" Hunter was losing it, he knew. Hearing this, Jameson growled again and told team 2 to get in position quickly. He was soon told they were moving as fast as reasonably possible.

"Yes, sergeant, I'll just get my car. When did you join up, again? I think my buddy Jim might know you…"

The man just wouldn't give up, Hunter reflected. The trooper's eyes were glinting more strongly now, and getting brighter .

"Nineteen-seventy-six, trooper." Hunter said "Now get going! In your car, trooper!"

"No you didn't!" the trooper growled, his mouth opening a little too wide, and drew his gun. "IT'S ONLY NINETEEN SEVENTY-THREE!"

Hunter paled, jammed the key in the ignition, and stomped on the gas. Bullets pinged off the doors and cracked the windshield; in the rearview mirror, he could see the trooper's mouth opening wide, and the man's eyes starting to glow. The radio turned itself on. "NINETEEN FUCKING SEVENTY-FUCKING-THREE, YOU FUCKING LIAR! YOU… YOU LYING FUCK! RUN, YOU FUCKER!"

"All teams move in, now, cover is blown!" Jameson yelled into his headset .

As Hunter pulled away as fast as he thought safe he couldn't think of anything except to curse his own stupidity. Somewhere at the back of his brain he realized his rear bumper was trailing on the ground and his driverside doors must be horribly dented. Then he heard the sirens.
"RUN, FUCKER, RUN, FUCKER, RUN, FUCKER, RUN-" The loudhailer made him find some extra acceleration from somewhere and he drove as fast as he could.

"Where the hell are you guys? Team 2, Team 3, report!" Captain Jameson yelled into his headset.

"Team 2, closing in! Two kilos out!"
"RUN, FUCKER, RUN,"
"Team 3, less than a kilo out and closing fast oh fu-"
"FUCKER, RUN, FUCKER,"

Lights were flashing, sirens screaming, brakes screeching and all were overwhelmed by the noise of the helicopter bearing down in time for Captain Jameson to see team 3's oncoming car get blindsided and knocked into a tree by Agent Hunter's police cruiser, denting his hood and passenger door. Team 2 came close to the trooper's dented car as Jameson prepared to fire on it with the helicopter's mounted gun. He briefly wondered how a rustbucket of that standard managed to maintain such speeds.

"RUN, FUCKER, RUN, FUCKER, RUN, FUCKE-"
The noise of heavy machine gun fire drowned everything else out.


MISSION REPORT
Mission: SCP-973 capture attempt

Personnel in charge: Doctor Baker, Captain Jameson

Result: Failure. SCP-973 is still uncontained. 973-2 seems to have been unaware of - or possibly unwilling to acknowledge - the actual date, but is now aware that it is at least some time after 1976. The implications of this are unknown; however, SCP-973's "territory" appears to be growing faster than before.

Casualties: [DATA EXPUNGED]
Notes: I fucking told you so. - Capt. Jameson.

SCP SONG

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
Containment is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each task force will be my hand,
With doctors by my side.

SCPs, it's you and me,
I know it's my destiny.
SCPs, oh, you'll bring the end,
To a world I must defend.
SCPs, a threat so true,
Our science will see us through.

You save me and I'll save you,
SCPs, gotta catch 'em all!

Every demon and every leech,
With courage I will face.
I will battle every breach,
To keep them in their place.

Can't you see that I am right?
We're the only team,
Armies will never win this fight,
To release is to blaspheme.

THINGS TO DO SOME OTHER TIME

Jewellery box, plays a tune which gets stuck in peoples heads, causes something (?), odd effects with synesthesia, tune stored only paper by musical notation to avoid exposure.

Inspiration fairy.

A dentist watches a man's teeth become shark.

Thing/person/whatever who absorbs power; contained by earthing it.

A guy who gets paranoid, thinks everything is an scp.

TEH FOUNDATION IS BEHIND TEH RIDIKULOUS AIPORT SEKUTRIY BECAUSE SOME KIND OF VIROUS OR SOEMTIN

An SCP what is teh safes but uses phsychic powars111 to make peple think it's supawr keata!!11

A machine what makes ideas into people.

A "There Is No Cannon"

Train sets.
Fucking train sets.

I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
Containment is my cause.

I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each task force will be my hand,
With doctors by my side.

SCPs, it's you and me,
I know it's my destiny.
SCPs, oh, you'll bring the end,
To a world I must defend.
SCPs, a threat so true,
Our science will see us through.

You save me and I'll save you,
SCPs, gotta catch 'em all!

Every demon and every leech,
With courage I will face.
I will battle every breach,
To keep them in their place.

Can't you see that I am right?
We're the only team,
Armies will never win this fight,
To release is to blaspheme.

Story series: return to this at some point

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